sheepydwagon

old men dating simulator.... they smooch..... (it will have actual themes and stuff I prommy)

Original Project

Stanley G. White

he/they ✦ bisexual transmasc guy ✦ May 3rd

• sleazy cringe fail pathetic babygirl
• something is wrong with him (affectionate)
• guy who peaked in high school
• former spokesperson for some forgotten infomercial brand
• lives in a dumpster like a feral alleycat

Inspo - Spamton Deltarune, Reigen Mob Psycho, Saul Better Call

Jim Justin

he/him ✦ aromantic trans man ✦ ???

• big ol himbo golden retriever
• very passionate about what he does despite not being good at it
• sociable and sweet, but pretty clueless
• freelance private investigator (not a cop lol)
• has a car that he does steakouts and stuff in

Inspo - Zenigata Lupin, Nakamori Magic Kaito, Gumshoe Ace Attorney

Laurence Robinson

he/him ✦ demiromantic bisexual cis man ✦ ???

• curt, serious, easily annoyed, workaholic
• emotionally closed-off, but more romantic than he lets on and easily flustered
• the one actuial dilf of the group (divorced dad)
• life got worse for him as he got older
• stuck in a passionless middle management position for an isurance firm

Inspo - Larry Pokemon, Conductor Polar Express

Kingsley C. Dice

he/they ✦ pansexual cis man ✦ July 22nd
design by peachykip (used with permission)

• talented and swave, a bit stuck-up but kind
• is silly goofy and pathetic when he lets his mask drop, but manicured otherwise
• owner of a bar where he hosts live stage shows, often performing himself
• kind of a local celebrity but gaining some broader noteritey as his place gets more popular
• really enjoys what he does and is really good at it

Inspo - King Dice Cuphead